The Best Purchase Of My Life.

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Schlatt tries a bidet. New plushies drop this Friday @ .

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Schlatt is fed up with his rich white friends telling him to buy a bidet so he goes and does it. We get some footage of Schlatt's cat Jambo, as well as some funny footage of him on the toilet. Truly disgusting, that some people would use this horrible machine. The bidet squirts a firm, cold blast of water right where it matters and oh wow is it hot. Almost as hot as Minx and Schlatt being cute together on Austin's Love Or Host, or maybe when Schlatt called Minx on the phone or when Schlatt dated Minx. Schlatt also played Minecraft with TommyInnit one time but that has absolutely nothing to do with this video. Don't use Great Value toilet paper.

  • Bro I’m used to it

    T.E.A.T.E.A.Ժամ առաջ
  • I like how his cat is just deathly afraid when you points the camera at it after the bidet shoots all over the wall.

    SpaceFlyeSpaceFlye2 ժամ առաջ
  • the way jambo sidestepped lmao

    AerAer2 ժամ առաջ
  • Asian do wash not wipe since we are dishwashers

    Rangga Kusuma DinataRangga Kusuma Dinata6 ժամ առաջ
  • Filipinos: *uses tabo*🙂

    Leigh BarlaanLeigh Barlaan6 ժամ առաջ
  • I just realized he treats his cat the same way he treats tubbo

    DetectiveDetective9 ժամ առաջ
  • Oh no the bidet

    PikachuisyellowPikachuisyellow11 ժամ առաջ
  • 4:30 This one jumpscare actually got me

    Slappy SalmonSlappy Salmon18 ժամ առաջ
  • I bought sunglasses and a coke for a homeless man, I used my mothers money and it was my first encounter with a begger so I rushed. Speed through the story, my mother gets mad, we all laugh it out, now it's a joke my family can never forget because we always see him on the streets using the glasses I gave him.

    JafmanJafman19 ժամ առաջ
  • I felt that.

    Simplified+Simplified+Օր առաջ
    • JShred

      Simplified+Simplified+Օր առաջ
  • I'm more of the opposing party. How the fuck are you all comfortable of wiping your shit with toilet paper? Then wearing your underwear, and pants afterwards?? That shit's nasty

    ReddblueReddblueՕր առաջ
  • I actually grew up using a bidet.

    Hooded Tomahawk GamerHooded Tomahawk GamerՕր առաջ
  • then again think about how much money you would save if you don't spend money on toilet paper

    DinoDeBlueDinoDeBlueՕր առաջ
  • It's 10 pm and I'm babysitting I shouldn't be laughing this hard rn

    Ethan's labyrinthEthan's labyrinthՕր առաջ
  • This existed long back ago in India.

    comrade doggocomrade doggoՕր առաջ
  • how was this only 7min im dying

    RoyRayRoyRayՕր առաջ
  • I think they stand up because they think they are the real slim shady

    Bread BearBread Bear2 օր առաջ
  • me and my hole family uses the bidet

    PedroPedro2 օր առաջ

    Ender GamingEnder Gaming2 օր առաջ
  • 1:10 when you eat something messy do you (WASH) your hands or do you just wipe your hands with a tissue.

    Elkhashab16Elkhashab162 օր առաջ
    • Ludwig bought him a good bidet and now he loves bidets

      TitanTitanՕր առաջ
  • Ok sir

    Mr. ChickenMr. Chicken2 օր առաջ
  • Jschlatt is the only person that will film a video of using a bidet

    Gordie GrafGordie Graf2 օր առաջ
  • *me who literally use a bidet all the time* mik0!! mik0!!2 օր առաջ
  • French people : creates bidet Italian people : uses bidet French people : dosen't use the bidet O.O Italian people: -.- " ... SWARS AT FRENCH PEOPLE IN ITALIAN

    Victoria PascaruVictoria Pascaru2 օր առաջ
  • I have that exact bidet...

    Faith KnightFaith Knight2 օր առաջ
  • I thought it was Jimbo...... Edit: (Auto correct really screwed me over, but ima keep it there. It's funny on my universe)

    Tiktok GodTiktok God2 օր առաջ
  • This man acts like my dad and I luv it

    neko altneko alt2 օր առաջ
  • I Hate the Thought Of a Bidet..

    Horse StarLoverHorse StarLover2 օր առաջ
  • its actually European lol

    Danica DyckDanica Dyck2 օր առաջ
  • 0:05 Excuse me? I cant actually tell if this is a joke cause it sounds so absurd

    Ryan .BiermanRyan .Bierman2 օր առաջ
  • go back to the 1960s. the insane person who invented this is from america, with the bidet being an american invention, and the man being Arnold Cohen. HAVE FUN SCHLATT!!!

    XXXtoxiboiRENZIXXXtoxiboiRENZI2 օր առաջ
  • The bidet is actually useful tho

    Awu3Awu32 օր առաջ

    Windows Vienna 2018Windows Vienna 20183 օր առաջ
  • This video makes me want to buy a bidet

    Caboose SaibotCaboose Saibot3 օր առաջ
  • I have that

    Galaxy Knight PlaysGalaxy Knight Plays3 օր առաջ
  • That part about what a bidet is made me laugh so hard, I’m a child mentally

    The Cheese ManThe Cheese Man3 օր առաջ
  • Hey Schlatt ever heard of people using buckets of water?

    Popdrop24 [Anonymous]Popdrop24 [Anonymous]3 օր առաջ
  • Thats not a bidet, the ones you need is the spray where you hold it up to your butt while you use your other hand with soap and wiping the poo away

    Anybody HereAnybody Here3 օր առաջ
  • That is the most depression bathroom I’ve ever fucking seen 😦😦😦😦 why

    PureLoniPureLoni3 օր առաջ
  • Is he okay after that-

    Ghost .Ghost .3 օր առաջ

    blacke Fintchblacke Fintch4 օր առաջ
  • Jsclatt lol

    yeet gangyeet gang4 օր առաջ
  • I stand up to wipe because I’m used to it, *but also because my shit smells bad and is sometimes massive, so I have to make sure I don’t touch or something... I have long as fuck arms.*

    ًً4 օր առաջ
  • I haven’t laughed this hard in like a year oh my god my chest hurys

    Harper GewissHarper Gewiss4 օր առաջ
  • Soup

    No_No_Square_NozzNo_No_Square_Nozz4 օր առաջ
  • Watching this at midnight makes me question my life choices

    Elliot SElliot S4 օր առաջ
  • His explanation of what a bidet is made me want a bidet it sounds kinky and I want to be kinky

    Hali s heartHali s heart4 օր առաջ
    • I use the bidet and it's not that bad

      TitanTitanՕր առաջ
  • I’m fucking dying this video’s amazing

    Epic Boomer MomentsEpic Boomer Moments4 օր առաջ
  • Who the frick stands up to wipe that’s just weird

    CloudyLeah_YTCloudyLeah_YT4 օր առաջ
  • i’m a stander and a sitter

    real onereal one4 օր առաջ
  • 😂😂😂YES I love seeing him SUFFER😂😂😂

    Yukiko amiYukiko ami4 օր առաջ
  • Make a Jambo plush, because Jambo

    Jullian LoveJullian Love5 օր առաջ
  • Use a normal handheld bidet like a normal human being jfc

    Weerachat HongsuebchatWeerachat Hongsuebchat5 օր առաջ
  • Why the fuck do you have a jacket of a defunct car brand???

    Chrysler 300c SRT-8Chrysler 300c SRT-85 օր առաջ
  • Imagine using a bidet, I literally fill up a cup with water and after I'm done wiping, I let the water trickle down my butt crack so it's even more cleaner. No water shooting up your but, no standing needed.

    TiredDanielTiredDaniel5 օր առաջ
  • how the fuck is his hairline so good

    Pog ChampPog Champ5 օր առաջ
  • Is no one gonna talk about how he doesn't have a fucking sink

    BugBug5 օր առաջ
  • 2:06 Flustered plush?! Plush flustered

    NoNo6 օր առաջ
  • "Whats that screaming upstairs?" Connor- "Oh it's just Schlatt getting his ass blasted"

    McWinkleMcWinkle6 օր առաջ
  • Schlatts 4 week old video: I purchased the best thing in my life...a cat Schaltts video now: the best purchase of my life

    TwistedZone9551TwistedZone95516 օր առաջ
  • why are u gay

    mrboismrbois6 օր առաջ

    Charles.mp4Charles.mp46 օր առաջ
  • Wajt, why did he say it was his best purchase

    NooserBoyYmarNooserBoyYmar6 օր առաջ
  • i do

    Rob SmolichRob Smolich6 օր առաջ
  • Ok, who washes their rear-ends by positioning their rear ends next to the faucet and scrubbing the feces off with soap and water? It's clearly the more civilised and sanitary way than sticking a toilet paper up your rear end.

    Pls Come To My Channel 100Pls Come To My Channel 1006 օր առաջ
  • I am shitting while watching this and jm standing up

    BravoBravo7 օր առաջ
  • you sound like that one dude from family guy

    GracieGracie7 օր առաջ
  • holy shit why are yalls bidets like that?? ours are like those handheld sprayers or sumn idfk yall can search them up

    morichii.morichii.7 օր առաջ
  • 0:01 What the F was that?

    BlazemoonaBlazemoona7 օր առաջ
  • 5:40 wtf is that behind you, go frame by frame no joke I swear I see eyes or someshit

  • *O P T I M A L* *S H I T* *A E R O D Y N A M I C S*

    ChairChair7 օր առաջ
  • 1:29 why does this happen to me to-

    •lauren_.not_found••lauren_.not_found•8 օր առաջ
  • I stand up.. I don't want it going up my asshole. I am going to try to sit down though. I apologise sir. I pray to you God. Jschlatt is God. 🙏🙏🙏

    mariogamer blakemariogamer blake8 օր առաջ
  • that must hurt

    lipbalmlipbalm8 օր առաջ
  • “The best purchase of my life” he’s hiding something 😂

    aiden Estiletteaiden Estilette8 օր առաջ
  • Yes, amazons cheapest version of a product gives the perfect insight of what that product is all about. We all know that. No seriously, that bidet isn't even warm, goddamn it. Haven't you heard in your research, that bidets are meant to be at least warm???

    lurch lurchelurch lurche8 օր առաջ
    • And he loves the bidet

      TitanTitanՕր առաջ
    • Ludwig bought him a bidet

      TitanTitanՕր առաջ
  • this thing is installed in every toilet in turkey

    Ahmet HaremAhmet Harem8 օր առաջ
  • In my country everyone uses both bidet and tissues. I just realized that shitting is also a diversified thing.

    Slick xDSlick xD8 օր առաջ
  • Was the title a joke?

    War crime commiterWar crime commiter8 օր առաջ
  • The gun

    BlaZe ITBlaZe IT8 օր առաջ
  • Why am I watching this while eating

    Just GoldJust Gold8 օր առաջ
  • Schlatt growl make me go yes sir

    Robert MeredithRobert Meredith8 օր առաջ
  • What kind of bidet did you bought Note: That was a bad bidet if you don't like it

    Brent Ambriel CabigasBrent Ambriel Cabigas8 օր առաջ
  • child i can do it for a year without complaining

    justaguywatchinyoutubejustaguywatchinyoutube8 օր առաջ
  • f**k NO

    Joselyne GarciaJoselyne Garcia8 օր առաջ
  • How your hand fit?!

    Raishaun TannerRaishaun Tanner8 օր առաջ
  • jambo is a paid actor

    poopie poopie poopiepoopie poopie poopie8 օր առաջ
  • how do u even wipe sitting please tell me-

    misa Amanamisa Amana9 օր առաջ
  • he will not be on sale forever

    Elijah ColeElijah Cole9 օր առաջ
  • Wait you guys don't stand up when wiping your ass?

    someone you are not someone you are not 9 օր առաջ
  • I have managed to manipulate girl boss mansplain money out of my parents to buy the jschlatt plush. My stocks are already increasing.

    ClubPenguinHoHoClubPenguinHoHo9 օր առաջ
    • stfu

      ellieellie9 օր առաջ

    Lumbagel _Lumbagel _9 օր առաջ
  • If you can stay seated to wipe your ass, you don't have cake. If you have some cake you have to atleast do the lean.

    M MotoM Moto9 օր առաջ
  • the definition of gay but also homophobic at the same time is jshlatt

    Carlee CullenCarlee Cullen9 օր առաջ
    • @ellie no u.

      Carlee CullenCarlee Cullen5 օր առաջ
    • @Carlee Cullen how am i racist for saying that someone who is racist, is racist?

      ellieellie6 օր առաջ
    • @ellie no u.

      Carlee CullenCarlee Cullen6 օր առաջ
    • and racist

      ellieellie9 օր առաջ
  • Yep just watching a video about Jschlatt talking about standing or sitting when pooping and I get an ad about "taking a stand"

    Russian PupperRussian Pupper9 օր առաջ
  • Hey! I take pride in the way I wipe my ass!

    Sur Commits Fan-ArtSur Commits Fan-Art9 օր առաջ
  • Imagine wiping. Me and the boys get soap all over our hands and go down on that shit

    Bobkek LimBobkek Lim9 օր առաջ
  • bruh

    AsgerAsger10 օր առաջ
  • yea the bidet is actually an arab/turkish invention but the french stole it.

    Hamzah AbuAmriHamzah AbuAmri10 օր առաջ
  • When cats meow and follow you they want to be played with

    sameersameer10 օր առաջ