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Schlatt moves to Texas. Texas starts snowing. Life is suffering.

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Schlatt is in Texas and Texas is in Schlatt but I wish it was 10 Big Hot Men in me instead. Hello from the deep south! In this commentary video Schlatt talks about stuff for 8 minutes and change, which is just long enough to pollute the video with multiple midroll ads to make as much money as possible. He talks about the awful Texas Snowstorm 2021, which left millions of people out of power thanks to Ercot - kind of like when Schlatt has a heart attack and perishes on the Dream SMP! I put TommyInnit in the video for half a second just so I can also include him in the description. Maybe I should've titled this Commentary Video "Minecraft's Snowstorm Mod Is Incredibly Funny," and then the thumbnail is Schlatt in a red shirt. Who Is Ranboo? I Still Don't Know. I'm old and grumpy and in Texas with my best friends Mizkif, Trainwrecks, Pokelawls, Esfand, and Marriott International. The power in my house is out but At Least I Have My Blankets. It's almost like I brought the cold weather down south with me. If only I could bring the pizza and bagels with me, too -- maybe have a good old New York Slice of Pizza Pie at my favorite New York City Bodega with New York City Mayoral Candidate Andrew "Chicken Soup" Yang. Better yet, me and Davey Pageviews go out to John's at Bleecker Street, get a 10/10 and then day trade some no-name pink sheet company up 500% by closing. That's what I call a Portnoy Pump! /j /hj /ij /lh

  • welcome to texas man.

    Olivia JonesOlivia JonesԺամ առաջ
  • Do not go to that fucking website

    Ryan MeehanRyan Meehan3 ժամ առաջ
  • This is mini Ladds room wtf

    bluefire150bluefire15010 ժամ առաջ
  • why'd i read this title as "im black"

    premium_munchpremium_munch13 ժամ առաջ
  • I live and Texas and was without power for a week during the snowstorm! LMAO! WAIT I drank water, is my brain still here???

    bazookabazooka21 ժամ առաջ
  • damn your link. I tried it

    mountainbeast 'mountainbeast '23 ժամ առաջ
  • I live Austin Texas and during that time it was late at night and I was helping my mom with work, once we got out to leave the building, we then got on the road, there were at least 3-4 cars and the stop lights weren’t working so we had to look every time we were at the stop light for other cars, there were some scary part to, like how are car slipped a little every time we stopped at the stop lights, we did have a truck but it was still scary ;-; ( also this was the first time for me to see a ton of snow and slippery roads )

    Puppetdarklight ÒwÓ Random EditzPuppetdarklight ÒwÓ Random EditzՕր առաջ
  • You're back. wow

    Matylda SynowskaMatylda SynowskaՕր առաջ
  • I read im black

    seldabsseldabsՕր առաջ
  • Americans: omg no electricity we're gonna die South Africans: vibing with eskom just telling us they dont want to give us electricity

    poesklapperpoesklapperՕր առաջ
  • 6:54 jesus...schlatt- 😒

    xBømbzAwayxxBømbzAwayxՕր առաջ
  • Don’t go on the website, that’s now in my search history I didn’t think to use incognito

    Ian OwensIan OwensՕր առաջ
  • I find it crazy that such a small snowstorm, at least for New England standards, is such a big deal for places like Texas.

    Ian OwensIan OwensՕր առաջ
  • DONT GO TO THE PAGE just saying

    VitoXVitoXՕր առաջ
  • I tried the URL that Schlatt put up for Marriott, and was greeted by gay porn. DO NOT ATTEMPT

    Bill's_Random_ContentBill's_Random_Content2 օր առաջ
  • It’s so weird to see shclatt talking about the snowmagedan that happened in Texas

    just_ tagan07just_ tagan072 օր առաջ

    TimeTime3 օր առաջ
  • u got me.

    TheOfficial Stephane Shaiiko Lebleu Youtube ChannelTheOfficial Stephane Shaiiko Lebleu Youtube Channel3 օր առաջ
  • amwine.info/town/onnaj31pk7FwxZc/video.html

    letsgoletsgo3 օր առաջ
  • Where's my dayz let's play series?

    s0me dudes0me dude4 օր առաջ
  • Why the fuck did I go to the website..

    RoachManRoachMan4 օր առաջ
  • I Live in Texas too 👌

    Mykah EnderleMykah Enderle4 օր առաջ
  • You are my favorite youtuber

    YommYomm4 օր առաջ
  • 5:40

    TetrusTetrus5 օր առաջ
  • Welcome to Texas

    Yandle KidsYandle Kids5 օր առաջ
  • Return, the mutton man does hmmm? Excited I am, for his future

    Master YodaMaster Yoda5 օր առաջ
  • Can someone tell me what music this is at 5:31

    Nightmare FunNightmare Fun5 օր առաջ

    • Miro is Online •• Miro is Online •5 օր առաջ
  • 0:07 this is sending me idk y

    Emily RossEmily Ross5 օր առաջ
  • Jschlatt, Please use my Thighs to keep warm

    HygherflyerHygherflyer5 օր առաջ
  • Me when I enter school: 0:03

    Rylee HallRylee Hall6 օր առաջ
  • Jshlatt cursed Texas o.o

    hazel's gaming :phazel's gaming :p6 օր առաջ
  • texas mor like taxes

    Land0JSLand0JS6 օր առաջ
  • i went to the website

    JoeJoe6 օր առաջ
  • My power was out for a week and shit in a bucket

    peyton davilapeyton davila7 օր առաջ
  • "This state sucks, is this the fucking clientele that I live with now!?" Yes, yes it is.

    Zeke AlemanZeke Aleman8 օր առաջ
  • schlatt turned texas into ny

    i dont have any friendsi dont have any friends8 օր առաջ
  • Looked it up, took me to Phub

    Dokidoki SanriooDokidoki Sanrioo8 օր առաջ
  • don't go to the website schlatt said even if you are a marriott employee

    Gradient41Gradient418 օր առաջ
  • There are 6 people in my house, and we literally didn’t eat for a week cause of the cold, and all we ate were leftovers that we would heat up with a gas can, and used 4 bricks, a pot, and a candle to keep warmth.

    uhh. illusi0nuhh. illusi0n8 օր առաջ

    polarr._kilpolarr._kil9 օր առաջ
  • I don't want to be that person lmao this shit is funny because from canada this sounds like a normal winter day and its biggest snow storm is fkn normal for us lmaooooooo but still much love from canada

    Jack SprouleJack Sproule9 օր առաջ
  • I have on question and one question only- and it is "Why the fuck would you move here? It's terrible."

    the olivethe olive10 օր առաջ
  • Guess I shoulda listened to the disclaimer

    ForerealForereal10 օր առաջ
  • "I moved to Texas February 14th-" My birthday!

    Thatgirl_MadlyThatgirl_Madly10 օր առաջ
  • Do NOT go to the website, there was some disturbing images that may be sensitive to younger veiwers

    Henerzz3Henerzz310 օր առաջ
  • I have a problem where if something says don’t do it I do it. I will never trust Schlatt or his links again

    NeverSayDie28NeverSayDie2811 օր առաջ
  • 1:52 I always heard similar stories about countries south of Northern Europe having those problems as well (I'm from Uusimaa, Finland).

    hakuhaku11 օր առաջ
  • just move to idaho

    Alexis DepalmaAlexis Depalma11 օր առաջ

    Mr_FacelessOrSometing:DMr_FacelessOrSometing:D11 օր առաջ

    babypandababypanda11 օր առաջ
  • welcome to texas weather for today is cloudy with a 70% chance of rain with hail and a bit sunny with a tornado warning yeah that’s texas summed up for ya i live there to :)

    wœłfîè Ćhäńwœłfîè Ćhäń11 օր առաջ
  • That snowstorm was literal hell. We lost all electricity. It was terrible

    Arkia DragonArkia Dragon12 օր առաջ
  • 6:37 I feel the rage he is feeling jsjdbsncb

    Arson JusticeArson Justice12 օր առաջ
  • What an interesting story

    Kenza RezyarifinKenza Rezyarifin12 օր առաջ
  • Schlatt: I'm moving to Texas, It's going to be great! God: Hahahaha, No.

    Olivia NicoleOlivia Nicole12 օր առաջ
  • 4:08 that twist was pure humor

    TheDoctor3DTheDoctor3D13 օր առաջ
  • leave again

    Jay birdieJay birdie13 օր առաջ
  • I know how it feels to live in Texas because I live in Texas too but I use to have snow in Tennessee and it was good,I survived and then when I moved to Texas and when it snowed...I was fine but the other people...was dumb.So yea...it was a mess TwT.

    Angel HendersonAngel Henderson13 օր առաջ
  • why did I go to the website

    Connor McGinnisConnor McGinnis13 օր առաջ
  • No you are not

    TheNotSo MadLadTheNotSo MadLad13 օր առաջ
  • BRUH

    fabcrabfabcrab14 օր առաջ
  • My dad went there 2 months ago also and he got stuck there for like another week he said it was pretty big

    Becky BarberBecky Barber14 օր առաջ
  • Schlatts life was hacked by twitter

    shreyash agrawalshreyash agrawal14 օր առաջ
  • i live in texas pogg

    JellatainJellatain14 օր առաջ
  • Sweden: 1.75 meters of snow (5.74 feet)

    Accidentally_Accidentally_14 օր առաջ
  • Suitcase: minding its own business Schaltt: so you have chosen D E A T H Also i feel bad for him on his first fucking day aswell 😑

    TommyinnitTommyinnit14 օր առաջ
  • nice shoes man 👌

    ꧁dream ꨄ stan꧂꧁dream ꨄ stan꧂14 օր առաջ
  • I guess when someone said to you it would snow in hell when you were there was right

    Katz ShukiKatz Shuki14 օր առաջ
  • Wait, what? Are you on the dream smp?

    LunaLuna15 օր առաջ
  • Go to the site. Stay a while. Go on. It's Schlatts default homepage :)

    Sub ZyroSub Zyro15 օր առաջ
  • Uhhhhhhhhh, sideburns?

    Sharon FrancisSharon Francis16 օր առաջ
  • just white un tell heracane seson

    Geoffrey PetersenGeoffrey Petersen16 օր առաջ
  • Texas weather be like Day 1: sunny Day 2- day 15: snowstorm Day 16-Day 20: freaking rain Day 21: hotter than the freakin sun

    GwacamoleGwacamole16 օր առաջ
  • please dont search up the link

    ilymercilymerc16 օր առաջ
    • How do I burn my eyes?

      SrDerpTacoSrDerpTaco15 օր առաջ
  • welcome to texas my guy

    lofihoney beelofihoney bee16 օր առաջ
  • i looked up the link. my history is now cleared.

    lauren kilroyyylauren kilroyyy16 օր առաջ
  • As a fin i laugh at this

    I am a sell outI am a sell out17 օր առաջ
  • The Thumbnail 0:19

    Honza ŠrámekHonza Šrámek17 օր առաջ
  • i looked up the website and fucking died, i think it was a would record how fast i deleted my history

    TubbyieTubbyie17 օր առաջ
  • Hi

    JAMSES HargreavesJAMSES Hargreaves17 օր առաջ
  • Well get used to the complete random weather that is Texas

    Connor MConnor M17 օր առաջ
  • The questionable rake clinically stop because carnation serologically scream aboard a mature leather. needy, nutty number

    Benny RomanBenny Roman17 օր առաջ
  • this might have made canada millions if they plowed all of texas

    BTEPBTEP17 օր առաջ
  • I love how thats a normal winter day in Sweden

    Darkster YayDarkster Yay17 օր առաջ
  • 2:28 Omg Tommy in the prison 😂😂😂

    HomegirlHomegirl17 օր առաջ
  • guys hold down 9 its so funny 1!1!!!!1111111111!!!!

    Saffy On like 14 1/2 fpsSaffy On like 14 1/2 fps18 օր առաջ
  • I forget how tall Schlatt is until I see him next to avarage height people

    AlIsJokingAlIsJoking18 օր առաջ
  • RIP

    Midnight idkMidnight idk18 օր առաջ
  • Even the state of Texas wants to cancel schlatt

    Gryphon McKardleGryphon McKardle18 օր առաջ
  • did no one else just try and go to the website for no reason. instant gay porn.

    autumn wallautumn wall18 օր առաջ
  • People who went to the website

    Daimonn ForwardDaimonn Forward18 օր առաջ
  • Do not enter the link

    Nerds ArmyNerds Army18 օր առաջ
  • I typed the link because I was curious. Im on my school laptop.

    FroggyDoughFroggyDough18 օր առաջ
  • I live in Texas and my power is out :)

    BoopieoBoopieo19 օր առաջ
  • To be fair, he did move to Austin, the stupid capital of the US

    Braiden RichardsonBraiden Richardson19 օր առաջ
  • 7:10 s u s

    MJGamerYTPlayzMJGamerYTPlayz19 օր առաջ
  • 5:45 😆

    Keagan BothaKeagan Botha19 օր առաջ
  • i would advise everyone that sees this comment to NOT GO TO THE WEBBSITE please im begging u its for ur eyes and and ur minds safty

    LarissaLarissa19 օր առաջ
  • Wake up, Schlatt. You've been in a coma since the incident of 1999, and we've been trying to wake you up ever since. This "copypasta" is the only way the doctor said we could communicate to you. Come home, we love you, Schlatt

    JedFlemingJedFleming19 օր առաջ